Funyuns make you fart, " Caspian said, and I exploded in laughter." What's so funny?" Ben asked. I tried to stop laughing, but Caspian was leaning forward now, his face stck right in between us. "Funyuns give you bad breath, too. Not very attractive to the ladies." He paused. "ON second thought.. enjoy your Funyuns, Ben! " I had to bite the side of my cheek to keep from giggling. The fact that Ben had no clue what was going on made it even harder to stop. . Jessica Verday
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Caspian and Ben were in the middle of a conversation and they had just found out that Funyuns had bad breath and weren't very attractive to the ladies. "Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I exploded in laughter. I had to bite my cheek to keep from laughing more. The fact that Ben didn't know what Caspian was talking about was making it even harder for me to contain myself.

Source: The Haunted

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